You wander around into a small, round and dizzying room. The Snork Maiden
can't help but notice your furrowed brow and the steam hissing out of your ears
.
She offers you a few stress relieving ideas.
Pay your Mastercard bills with your Visacard.
Read the dictionary upside down and look for hidden messages.
Watch everyone through a fork and pretend they're all in jail.
Fill in tax forms in Roman numerals.
Pay your electricity bills in 5c coins.
When someone says "have a nice day" tell them you have other plans.
Dance naked in front of your pets.
Play the National anthem on the kazoo.
Feeling better now?